We're Under Attack!!!!!!!!!!

Once upon a time there lived a handsome knight named Tom and his fair maiden Violet. As they returned one evening from the watering hole they found ferocious beasts buzzing about their abode. After a careful study of the situation they came to the conclusion that these monsters were entering into a vent and creating a home above their bathroom fan.

Tom quickly came to the aid of his fair lady and unborn child by riding his valiant steed (a Chevy Truck) to the local market place (Home Depot). He returned with haste, armed with the latest of weaponry to save the day.


Without fear of these deadly killers he took aim and fired.

That evening while they slumbered the fiends slept as well. In the morning the two awoke to find a massive swarm outside their balcony window. The bees had multiplied by the thousands.

But this time in their great anger and vengeance they had moved from the fierce knight's home to the house directly above.

Now that they shared this horrific problem the two residents began begging the King (the HOA) for more assistance and backup. Four hours passed with no aid in sight. Then as if by a miracle the monstrous swarm began to disappear. It can only be assumed that it was because of the strength and the courage that the handsome knight showed that the bees realized they were no match. The aid of the King arrived shortly thereafter to realize that the problem was already gone.

So once again peace is restored to the land of Corona and they lived happily ever after.